According to Bloomberg News‘ Mark Gurman, Robby Walker, Apple’s top executive overseeing its Siri virtual assistant, told staff that delays to key features have been “ugly” and “embarrassing,” promising fixes with no timeline. Walker lamented that the decision to publicly promote the technology well before it had any chance of being ready made matters worse. Mark Gurman for Bloomberg News:
Wait, Siri has an actual “team” that’s supposedly “working” on it? Holy crap, we needed a good laugh! At least, that’s one thing at which Tim Cook’s Apple rarely fails. Forget, for a moment, about Apple’s false advertising, fraud, and lies about its Apple Intelligence vaporware. Short Bus Siri is roughly the same as it was the day it debuted on October 4, 2011. No, overhyped additional voices, cool glowing edges, and random icon refreshes don’t count. We understood the original Siri’s voice perfectly on launch day. Ditto for its icon and animations. The problem is and has always been Siri’s inability to understand and be usefully conversant with its users. Okay, now remember the Apple Intelligence vaporware false advertising, fraud, and lies. Those will be the basis for class action lawsuits from iPhone, iPad, and Mac customers soon enough. And Apple will deserve them all.
MacDailyNews Take: “Intense personal accountability,” but no real accountability. But, don’t worry, they’re really, really sad as they cash those six-figure checks. Clearly, at Tim Cook’s Apple, you can fail spectacularly, year after year, as never face any consequences. For how long would these failures have lasted under Steve Jobs? Adam Lashinsky for Fortune, May 9, 2011:
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